baynipz:

ernoticon:

*hits you with car* “sorry”

*gets hit by a car* “sorry”

pettyarab:

queen of getting her hopes up

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

sadtit:

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

sadtit:

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

sadtit:

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

sadtit:

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

surprisebitch:

date: hey! sorry i’m late.

me: hey! Nice to meet you, where you been?™ (Blank Space™. Single by Taylor Swift™ from the album 1989™ released November 10, 2014. Format: CD single, digital downloaded. Genre: Electropop. Length: 3:51. Writers: Taylor Swift, Max Martin, Shellback. Producers: Max Martin, Shellback. Big Machine Records© All Rights Reserved)

mathurbator:

me: *laughs at something*

me: ok back to suffering

spectrology:

“bear in mind”

just-shower-thoughts:

Bottled water is the biggest scam in human history

best-of-turnblr:

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me